Sunday, January 29, 2012

The Concede, Revive and Reboot Post

I, Super Wife, humbly concede to my worthy opponent, The Husband. Yes, we will go through the (mumble, mumble, inaudible profanities) Building Department and proper permitting process for The Great Wind Turbine Project. Furthermore, I promise to do everything within my power to keep myself a free member of society and NOT smack any member of said Building Department with a two by four, NOT make muddy tire designs with neither the Jeep nor Green Dragon (tractor) across any T-shirts, jeans, shoes, or any other appendages or body parts of aforementioned Building Department members, and/or do anything else that could threaten my status as a free member of society. I do reserve the right to make mean faces and cease and desist requests when treated with disrespect. Furthermore, I am allowed to remind these jackasses, I mean Inspectors, that I AM THE PROPERTY OWNER, TAX PAYER, AND SHALL NOT BE GIVEN A RASH OF SHIT OR I WILL RELEASE THE FURY OF HELL (obtain a lawyer and file a discrimination suit). She said sweetly. Which means, we are reviving and rebooting this blog. Latest news forthcoming. She's back....